BLOOMING WHERE I'M PLANTED. — Dead Plant Tee · Funny Office Humor Shirt
S / White
$29.99
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$29.99
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Some people bloom where they're planted. This one clearly didn't. A gloriously defeated houseplant droops over the windowsill under the line "Blooming Where I'm Planted." — a quiet little monument to thriving under conditions you absolutely did not choose. Hand-drawn in a soft vintage-illustration style, so it reads as art from across the room and as a cry for help up close.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — the soft, retail-fit tee that actually feels good to wear, not the stiff boxy kind. Made on demand in the USA.
Details
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (heather/Ash colors contain a little polyester)
• Light, soft 4.2 oz fabric with a fitted, true-to-size cut
• Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Durable direct-to-garment print that won't crack or peel
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Everyday is Monday — corporate burnout, illustrated.
BLOOMING WHERE I'M PLANTED. — Dead Plant Tee · Funny Office Humor Shirt
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — the soft, retail-fit tee that actually feels good to wear, not the stiff boxy kind. Made on demand in the USA.
Details
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (heather/Ash colors contain a little polyester)
• Light, soft 4.2 oz fabric with a fitted, true-to-size cut
• Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Durable direct-to-garment print that won't crack or peel
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Everyday is Monday — corporate burnout, illustrated.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean